"Squat Bar Goes Here" Zip-Up Hoodie
"Squat Bar Goes Here" Zip-Up Hoodie
"Squat Bar Goes Here" Zip-Up Hoodie
"Squat Bar Goes Here" Zip-Up Hoodie
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SKU: 7066885_15038

"Squat Bar Goes Here" Zip-Up Hoodie

Metroflex Gear
$55.88
$55.88
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Color:
Black
Charcoal Heather
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This is a pre order item. We will ship it when it comes in stock.

šŸ”„Ā Introducing the "Squat Bar Goes Here" Zip-Up Hoodie: Elevate Leg Day to LEGEN-DAY!Ā šŸ”„

STOP RIGHT THERE, WARRIOR! You think you're ready for leg day? NOT WITHOUT THIS BAD BOY YOU'RE NOT! Meet the "Squat Bar Goes Here" Zip-Up Hoodieā€”the only piece of gear designed to turn your leg day into a LEGENDARY massacre of iron and gravity!

šŸ‘ŠĀ WHY THIS HOODIE ISN'T JUST CLOTHING, IT'S ARMOR:Ā šŸ‘Š

šŸ’„Ā Brutal Blend of Materials: Made from an aggressive blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester fleece, this hoodie is your second skinā€”a skin that's as tough as nails and soft as a knockout punch.

šŸ’„Ā Variety of Hell-Raising Heathers: Choose from BlackĀ or Charcoal Heather, each crafted for hardcore comfort and a sinister look. Conquer leg day inĀ hardcore style!

šŸ’„Ā Face the Battle Head-On: With a 100% cotton face, this hoodie stands up to whatever war you're waging. Its fabric weight of 8.5 oz./ydĀ² means it's as heavy-duty as your deadlifts.

šŸ’„Ā Armor-Lined Hood: Forget jersey-lined; this is ARMOR-lined. The hood is your helm, your crown, your declaration of war against weak-ass workouts.

šŸ’„Ā Precision Engineering: With split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams and robust twill neck tape, this hoodie is crafted not just for performance but for VICTORY.

šŸ’„Ā Unbreakable Ribbing: Featuring 1 Ɨ 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband, because your hoodie should grip you like you grip that squat bar: UNYIELDINGLY!

šŸ’„Ā Metal is Law: Metal eyelets and a metal kissing zipper ensure this hoodie is as hardcore as you. If it's not metal, it's not worth it.

šŸ¤˜Ā Who Is Worthy to Don This Hoodie?Ā šŸ¤˜

šŸŽÆĀ Designed EXCLUSIVELY for Titans Who:

  • Demand More from Every Squat šŸ‹ļøā€ā™‚ļø
  • Won't Bow to The Cold ā„ļø
  • Are Fashion's Worst Nightmare šŸ–¤
  • LIVE for the Battle šŸ›”ļø

The "Squat Bar Goes Here" Zip-Up Hoodie is a rallying cry, a war banner, a badge of honor. It says, "I'm here to crush leg day and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

šŸ’£Ā Don't Just Stand There! Click 'Add to Cart' NOW to Unleash the Beast Within You! LEG DAY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!Ā šŸ’£


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!